I'm competitive at everything.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up.

I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.