I'm competitive at everything.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.