After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?