After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.