I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'
In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?