I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.

I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.