I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.

It sucks being fat, you know.