I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.