I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?

Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.