Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.