What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?