There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
The less [government] the better.
Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.