What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.