I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.

If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.