I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.

I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.