Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.