Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.

It sucks being fat, you know.

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!