In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!

International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.

I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'

Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.