In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.