In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.