We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.

Reality shows always look for the worst people.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.