We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.