We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.