I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.