I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.

International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!

The less [government] the better.