I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.