I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.