Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.