Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know?

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.