I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.