I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

It sucks being fat, you know.