Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

The less [government] the better.

Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.