Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.