Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.