Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of television shows. People don't want to hear from me.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'