Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!

Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.