Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.