As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.