As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.