The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.