I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.