If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.