If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.