If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

Sometimes I like [being famous], sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.

I'm competitive at everything.

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.