I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.