I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.