I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.