I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.

I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.