I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.