I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.