I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of television shows. People don't want to hear from me.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.