I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.