What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

It sucks being fat, you know.