What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.