There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.

In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.