There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

Sometimes I like [being famous], sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.