I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of television shows. People don't want to hear from me.