I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.