I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.