If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.