If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.

My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.