I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up.

If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

I'm competitive at everything.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.