The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.