The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?

I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.