I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.