I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.