I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.