The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.

I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.