The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

Reality shows always look for the worst people.

I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.