The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

It sucks being fat, you know.

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!