Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.