Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.