Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.