My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!

I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'