My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know?

On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.