I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.