International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.

I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.