My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.