Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.