When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.