When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.