I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.