I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.