I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.

I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'

I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.