Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

Reality shows always look for the worst people.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.