When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.

Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.