The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.