The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.