The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.

In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.