I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?
Dylan MoranOrganic? I grew up on Angel Delight. We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon!
Dylan MoranThe American political machinery is awesome to behold in its scale and expense and waste and madness. It's the greatest circus on Earth I suppose.
Dylan MoranPeople who get implants, it's so depressing, you know... People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they want more love or attention, or what it is, but they always go for the most obvious place, you know? Here... Well if you really want more attention, why not get them in your eyes? And then move your eyes down to where your nipples used to be, put your breasts up on your head, everybody will pay attention!
Dylan MoranEverybody does that now. We all take pics... you do the same with holiday photos. You record something to look back on it, even though youโre not really there when youโre taking the picture 'cause youโre too busy recording it; so you retrospectively go to look back on where you werenโt and tell yourself you had a good time.
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