The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.

People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much.

There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope.

Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

A reasonable probability is the only certainty.

About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.