As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.

If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.

Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.

There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope.

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.

There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.