As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.

When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck.

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.